weird stuff always happens to me

I’m sitting in the St. Germain Starbucks yesterday afternoon studying for my exams, and the American outpost was jammed to the rafters so I was pressed right up against the sidewalk windows. As I was mid conversation, a man walking down the street came up the glass and proceeds to make out with the window that was 3 inches from my face. He stood there smiling at me for a second and then walked off.

I think I speak for everyone in that coffee shop when I say

wtf?

French men win the award for most bizarre displays of affection.